Not a joke, real story....

So, this one of those times real life is ironic/funny and I just had to share it.

Great story, true story, just happened about two hours ago. Just had a session with a body rub provider. She does this thing where she gets over me in like a 69, except she's propped up on her knees. Beforehand, she told me "guys wanna eat it but I don't let them eat it. Some guys like having it in their face but don't eat it." I promised her if someone asked me not to do something, I wouldn't try. So she gets in position and she's working my johnson expertly and her kitty is right in front of my face. Holy shit, it's truly such a beautiful kitty and it smells great and it looks freakin delicious. I'm using every bit of my strength keeping the back of my head on the table. I'm blowing on it and kissing her inner thighs hoping to turn her on and change her mind. DEFINITELY got a response, but she didn't relent. So, right after I left, I'm cruising down the freeway, and wadda think comes on the radio?

Faith No More, "Epic" :

"You want it all but you can't have it
It's IN YOUR FACE but you can't grab it
It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's MAGIC, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's MOIST, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a SHAME"

HAHAHAHA perfect