Erotic Humor

Definition of an optimist
bwcoyote 1372 reads
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She could pull out a finger cot in lieu of a condom.  And even worse still should the guy remark that he was not interested in a prostrate massage and she replied that she had no such intention; but added that she only offered CBJ.  Of course not that this has ever happened to me, I am just speculating here ;)

BTW, who is the lady - she is hawwwt.  And in case anyone is wondering, I only drank Sprite and Water tonight.

bwcoyote 1598 reads
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Woman pulls out a female condom, guy replies - "you got anything bigger?"

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