A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is gone. Her 8 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home early so she hides her lover in the closet as well.

Little Boy " Dark in here"
Lover: "Yes it is"

Little Boy: "I have a baseball.
Lover: That's nice
Little Boy" Want to buy it?
Lover: No Thanks
Little Boy" My dad's outside
Lover: Ok How much?
LB: $25
L: Ok
LB: I have a baseball glove.
L: How much?
LB: $75

Later on after the lover is able to leave and the little boy is also out of the closet, the father tells the little boy to get his ball and glove so they can play catch.
I can't says the little boy I sold them.
How much did you get for them," the father asks.
$100 the little boy says.
"Thats way too much to overcharge your friends. I'm going to take you church and make you confess.

They go to the church and the little boy goes into the confessional booth and closes the door.
Little Boy says: Dark in here.
The priest says, don't start that shit in here.