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Dang! Ben Franklin Had It Figured Right
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Subject: Wine vs Water

To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
 
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day, at the end of thr year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,  (E. coli- bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health .
 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

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