A lady went into a bar in Waco (that's in Texas folks) and saw a
cowboy
with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men
with
big
feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't
you
come
on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night
with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said,"Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy
yourself some boots that fit."