This subject reminded me on the old joke What is the difference between your wife, your mistress and a hooker
When making love to a hooker, she is heard to say " faster, faster" When making love to your mistress, she is heard to say " slower, slower" When making love to your wife, she is hear to say "beige, beige, I think I will paint the ceiling beige"
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