A man had a talking horse.  He loved to go riding unto the unknown lands, just to explore what's out there.  The horse could easily tell him which is the best path to take.  One morning, the man rode the horse deep into the jungle, where there was no civilizations for hundreds of miles around.

Suddenly, he was captured by a tribe of cannibals.  The tribe leader tied up the man, and told him he was going to be cooked for dinner as soon as the sun sets.  However, he gave the man one last wish.  "Let me go to talk to my horse; I want to say goodbye."  The leader agreed.  The man whispered something into the horse's ear, and the horse rode off into the distance.

He then sat down on a tree stump and waited.  Hours later, the horse came riding back with a young woman on its back, who was gorgeous beyond belief.  "You idiot!", the man yelled at the horse, "I told you to bring back a POSSE!"