If this doesn't look like the most ultimate phallic symbol that ever was, I don't know what qualifies!!

a big round air scoop in the front at just the right height, you might just have something.

This virgin Edsel and her sister just offered to do the dirty with our excited German stud.  Ever met a 44 year old virgin (much less two) before? These generally referred to as a 1958 "Horse-collar Ford!"  The back door is open too, for all you Greekers! Equipped with standard red light, portable bed, guaranteed screamer, "Whee-eeeooo--eee--ohhhh!"  Hyman still visable.