Miss Jones, little Johnny’s new, attractive young math teacher had become very dissatisfied with Johnny’s performance and poor grades. She gave Johnny a note detailing his poor grades, and told him to take it home to his father. Johnny did so. After looking it over, Johnny’s father said “These grades need to be higher or someone is going to get a spanking.”
The next day when Johnny returned to class, Miss Jones asked him if he had given the note to his father. Johnny replied that yes he had. “Well, what did he say?” Asked Miss Jones. Johnny paused for a moment and then mentioned his father’s comment about spanking. “I’m not sure” continued Johnny, “but you may be in trouble.” “What do you mean?” Said Miss Jones. “Well,” replied Johnny, “when I see my dad watching videos on his computer. It isn’t kids getting spankings; it’s young women.”