Washington and his men had just finished a big battle and were tired and wounded.  They walked for miles looking for a place to stay when they came upon a very small broken down shack.  Washington asked the man who answered the door, "If he had room to help some of his men, as they were tired and sick..??"

The man said, "As you can see, I only have room for one man."

So Washington picked out his most severely wounded man, Private Cox, to stay there, and he then left with the rest of his men, looking for another place.

After walking for several more miles, they finally came across a big beautiful mansion on a hill and proceeded to the mansion.  Washington rang the bell and a beautiful woman came to the door, and asked him what he wanted.

Washington explained that he had just fought a terrible battle and that some of his men were wounded and that they were all tired and needed some shelter and a place to rest.

The madam explained that the place was actually a bordello, but that they would be happy to take in him and his men.  In fact, she was excited about it.

She said, "How many men do you have..??"

Washington answered, "About 99-men, without Cox."

The madam said, "You gotta be shittin' me..!!"