Truer words were never spoken - At The Bar


At a bar...

 
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye
and says, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the
car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't
matter to me. I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"