or how about:

Plop, plop, jizz, jizz....

The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.


About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!



And the unanimous number one slogan:

1.. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs.

lol ha ha very funny "too shay"

"Open Wide for Chunky"

a visual ad.

Unfortunately, I lack the technical expertise to get a PDF or Word document from my C drive onto this message.  Neither copy and paste or cut and past would work.  Advice would be welcome!

If so, go to the image and copy the URL from your browser, then paste it into the URL address box when you go to write a post.

If the image is just in your hard drive, go to a photo storing site like photobucket and upload it onto there.  it will then have a URL and you can post it following the instructions above.

Thanks, Mr Fisher - I think I was able to get it on photobucket so all could see.  Even an old fart like me can still learn.

ENJOY!!!

lol That's  good one

"This one's for you!"

I had a friend who came around with a case of beer his ad company had been asked to find a name for.  After drinking most of the case we decided it should be called "Big Dick Beer" because of all the opportunities for ad copy.

"After a hard day at work there's nothing I enjoy more than coming home to a Big Dick!"  etc, etc

lol ha ha good one