The Dept. of Defense realized they had to many generals in the military, so they decided to offer an incentive to get generals to retire.  Any two points on the generals' bodies could be measured and they would be given an extra $100 per inch to retire.  An army general showed up to retire and wanted to be measure from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.  A military doctor measure him - 72 inches, so he was given $7200 extra to retire.  An airforce general showed up and wanted to be measured from the tips of his fingers on each hand.  The doctor measure him as he extended his arms  -  74 inches, so he was given $7400 extra to retire.  A marine general showed up and wanted to be measure from the tip of his cock to his balls.  The doctor advised him that that was not a good idea and he should pick two other body parts.  After a long discussion the marine general would not change his mind, so the doctor gave up and decided to measure him from the tip of his cock to his balls.  The general dropped his trousers and the doctor ran a tape measure from the tip of his cock to his..."Hey, you don't have any balls," the doctor exclaimed, "where are you balls?"  The marine general smiled and said, "In Viet"fucking"nam!"