An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has
just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty
blonde.
 
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000
asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for
$65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no
discount on this model."
 
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and  just look at her,
how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
 
Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the
keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the jerk to reduce it.
 
See you later, grandpa."
 
Never mess with the elderly!