An armless guy walked into a bar and ordered a drink. When the drink came, the guy asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.
The bartender obliged him. The guy then asked if the bartender to tip his glass to his lips.
The bartender did this until the guy finished his drink. The guy then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips.
The bartender did and commented that it must be very difficult not to have arms and to have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is your restroom?"
The bartender said, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."
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