A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a
>>beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaimed the guy.
>>The barman replied "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks
>>"Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried
>>egg?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, but all that comes to real
>>money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents", he replies. "FOUR
>>cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the Guy who owns this place?" The
>>barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing
>>with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his
>>business."