Michael, the court jester for King Arthur, was having a few ales with James, the court doctor, and after a few began saying what great tits the queen had and how he'd give anything to lick them. James replies that he could arrange this, but it would cost Michael 1,000 gold coins. Michael agrees.

The next day the doctor puts itching powder in the queen's bodice. When the queens tits start to itch, she calls for the doctor, who examines her and advises that the only cure is an enzyme found in certain male saliva, and that Michael, the court jester, is the only person in the castle who has that enzyme. The queen immediately summons Michael, bares her breasts and orders him to lick them all over. Michael licks away for a good 30 minutes and the itching stops, thanks to the doctor providing Michael the antidote to the itching powder beforehand.

The next day Michael tells the doctor how great it was. The doctor reminds him of the "donation" required for the service, but Michael laughs and says that he won't pay, knowing that if the doctor complained to LE, King Arthur would have both their heads. So the doctor writes off that debt. And the next day puts itching powder in the King's jockstrap!

-- Modified on 7/8/2002 5:26:50 PM