A mechanical problem on an airliner flying over the ocean caused all engines to quit.  The pilot tried everything he could think of but was unable to restart the engines.  As the plane steeply descended he finally made an announcement to the passengers that things did not look good and told them to prepare for the worse.

A stewardess rushed into the cockpit, tore off her blouse, and said, "Before we die, make me feel like a woman one last time!"

The pilot tore off his shirt and responded, "Okay, iron this."