I rear ended a car this morning...I tell you,

I knew it is going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well.... Which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started...

which reminds me that I've yet to share my good news.  It's fairly exciting.  Drum roll, please.

Just last week I got a cat!

I had to swerve a bit, but I got him!










Oh, alright.  That was bad.  I'm sorry.