10. I think that Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9.   While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8.   I'm absolutely wrong.  You must be right.
7.   Her tits are just too big.
6.   Sometimes I just want to be held.
5.   That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
4.   Sure, I'd love to wear a condom!
3.   We haven't been to the mall in ages.  Let's go shopping so that I can hold your purse.
2.   Fuck "Monday Night Football."  Let's watch "Murphy Brown."
1.   I think we're lost.  I better pull over and ask for directions.