A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?” She responds, “No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?”

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A guy walks into the local pharmacy and heads to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions.
When she finally gets around to helping him he says, “I’d like 99 condoms, please.”
With surprise she exclaims, “99 condoms?!? Fuck me!”
The guy replies, “Make it 100 then.”