Infomercial pitchman Vince Shlomi (the ShamWow Guy) was busted in Miami Beach in a bloody fight with a Provider.  For those of you who have
never seen this guy, he's a crazed lunatic who sells useless junk on TV.

Round #1: ShamWow meets Provider in hotel bar, agrees to pay $1000 for date.

Round #2: The happy couple go to ShamWow's hotel room, get drunk.

Round #3: ShamWow french-kisses Provider.  She bites his tongue and won't let go!

Round #4: ShamWow punches Provider repeatedly. She clamps down on his tongue & still won't let go!!!  

Round #5: A bloody ShamWow breaks free and RUNS to hotel lobby, hotel security calls police.

Decision: TKO for Provider.  Only one question remains:

WHY DIDN'T YOU BITE HIS TONGUE OFF????  YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT CHANCE AGAIN!!!  --z

you know,  it sounds like that girl was high on something cuz, weird behavior sometimes starts with mind altering stuff...harder than alcohol...or she may have a little mental illness.  that picture posted of her and the way her skin looks suggests meth or coke.  my heart goes out to her. she needs help.