you know, it sounds like that girl was high on something cuz, weird behavior sometimes starts with mind altering stuff...harder than alcohol...or she may have a little mental illness. that picture posted of her and the way her skin looks suggests meth or coke. my heart goes out to her. she needs help.
Infomercial pitchman Vince Shlomi (the ShamWow Guy) was busted in Miami Beach in a bloody fight with a Provider. For those of you who have never seen this guy, he's a crazed lunatic who sells useless junk on TV.
Round #1: ShamWow meets Provider in hotel bar, agrees to pay $1000 for date.
Round #2: The happy couple go to ShamWow's hotel room, get drunk.
Round #3: ShamWow french-kisses Provider. She bites his tongue and won't let go!
Round #4: ShamWow punches Provider repeatedly. She clamps down on his tongue & still won't let go!!!
Round #5: A bloody ShamWow breaks free and RUNS to hotel lobby, hotel security calls police.
Decision: TKO for Provider. Only one question remains:
WHY DIDN'T YOU BITE HIS TONGUE OFF???? YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT CHANCE AGAIN!!! --z
you know, it sounds like that girl was high on something cuz, weird behavior sometimes starts with mind altering stuff...harder than alcohol...or she may have a little mental illness. that picture posted of her and the way her skin looks suggests meth or coke. my heart goes out to her. she needs help.
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