This weather is cause for a little laughter.. Here are a couple of my favorite naughty quotes.. Post yours as well and lets have a laugh together
"Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity". ~Remy de Gourmont "That's what I love about high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age." - David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) in "Dazed and Confused." "I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television". ~Gore Vidal "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"- "City Slickers" – Mitch. "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." ~Henry Miller "What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex… You know, see what happens." – "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" – Champ Kind. XOXO Mackenzie Wright Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. ~Marquis de Sad
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