COMING TO PLAY in Austin MON. MARCH 8th TO FRI. MARCH 13th 2004

ARE YOU PITCHING A TEEPEE YET?

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.

After a short while he asked her what she was.

"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," told the young woman.

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

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Who knew you were a lesbian? LOL. Advance appointments are guaranteed with preferential treatment - every hour you arrange will be slightly extended I don't believe in rushing. Do you? I hope not. I can't stand a clock watcher  LOL

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XOXO Macarena,

" Why don't you come on up and see me sometime...when I got nothin' on but the radio" - Mae West

Play time Mon Thru Fri. (10AM -8PM while in Austin)

Coming(pun?oh yeah)to Houston anytime soon?

Hi Luv,

I will come to Houston only if you promise to be part of the naked greeting commitee...lol...and hand me the "key" to the city.
lol flirting and sticking my toungue out playfully.


Pleaswe check my website for travel dates next week.
I am planning a trip to Houston the first week of April.

Mil Besos,
Macarena

Dallas could use a visit from such a hot lady!

......and I'll give you MY key to put wherever it may uh.... "fit."(flirting back and gladly accepting tongue playfully,he he)

oooooh you are baaaaad and durty :O .... I like it :P
I will be posting the travel dates for Dallas in my website  during the week.

mushy squeeshy
kisses
M

I would like to set up my test ballons first... Not, those ballons !!! the test ballons I like to set up in the message boards to feel the boys out...
(I just adore feeling the boys out, lol) for their responses. I would love to plan my trip for the coming week...

besos
Macarena