Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up and pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag, it's not what you think, it's a tetley teabag!
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
VIP MEMBER
, you are now a VIP member!
We thank you for your purchase!
VIP MEMBER
, Thank you for becoming VIP member!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!
