You ever wake up in the middle of the night and have a hard-on that aches? I mean the thing's so stiff that even if the provider's orifice were the size of a bb, you could still get it in with one well aimed thrust.

It's in those instances that you awake saying, "Where the hell is a provider when you need one?"

Now, I am not talking about the "I need to pee, security" hard-on. I am talking about the "Throbber" the "Steel Missle". The one you would brag about and show to all your neighbors if you didn't think they'd have you put in jail.

How come these things "comes up" at night instead of when you arrive at a providers. I mean you get to the providers and you get one of those semi-hard riser. Why not a throbber?

I tell you, life is not fair.

HAH

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my wife might take a dim view of it. Somewhat narrow minded on her part ... huh? LOL

I've always found that "scratching posts" should be maintained and cleaned as often as possible to retain their ultimate hardness, beauty, (because a throbbing cock is a beautiful sight, IMO) and longevity.

Maintenance: manipulation, movement, and general worshipping
Cleansing: licks and sucks, till ya can't stand it any more.

I've never understood it, but I've never turned it down, either.  I'm so jealous of your wife right now.

~Ashtyn