Hi. I'm normal.

Wait, don't stop reading! Normal might not be what you expect: Normal is not boring. Normal is not dull or mundane.

Normal is kind, normal is down-to-earth, normal is easy-going. Normal enjoys kicking off her shoes the moment she walks in the door. Normal will sit on the bed and eat Chinese take-out with you. Normal might steal your fortune cookie. Normal likes a kiss, likes drinking beer out of the bottle (but not wine, I mean, we're not savages here), likes and gives a medium-pressure unprofessional but well-intentioned backrub. Normal might steal that kiss in the elevator on the way up.

Normal can dress to the nines and still be low-key, though most often normal is a skirt and blouse (and still low-key). Normal is normally a redhead these days. (Normal probably needs to get some new photos taken to reflect that.)

Normal abuses parentheses.

Are you normal too? Come sit with me. We can be perfectly normal together.

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Sincerely,
Abby Normal