Valentine's Day is next week, don't make me eat all these heart shaped chocolates all by my lonesome (because I will).  

Candles, lingerie, red wine and soft music.... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

 
*Tomorrow I am available downtown in the Loop
Available in Oakbrook 2 days this week 😍🍕🍾

Valentine's week I am available:  
Monday 2/13- available downtown after 1pm  
Tuesday 2/14- available before 6pm
Wednesday 2/15- available in Oakbrook
Thursday 2/16- available in Oakbrook  
Friday 2/17- availability TBD  

 
email [email protected] to book your rendezvous  

 
As always, the fine print:  

****  No politicking please! 🙄 I'm sick to my bra straps of election talk. My Oval Office would rather discuss something that rhymes with election  😉 and hopefully when we're thru, no one will be marching through the streets wearing hats shaped like ladybits 😾😻🙀 Actually,  hoo-ha hats are allowed, they're actually pretty hilarious. So to recap; no politics, pussy hat optional.  

**** You MUST have pervious provider references and/or a TER white list, p411, rs2k, date-check or some other reputable screening service membership. No exceptions. Newbs, please sign up for rs2k at roomservice2000.com before requesting an appointment. It's painless, I promise.  

**** Please take the time to tell me a little about yourself and include all of your screening information in your first email. I delete every email that does not include an introduction. Don't be the guy who says "hey, you free later" and nothing more. We hate that guy.  

**** Please review my reviews the Etiquette page of my web site for answers to common questions you may have.  

**** Have you admired me from afar but not had the privilege of meeting due to schedule or your location? Prodigious! Unlike other providers, I do not discourage fan mail. I love reading about how cool you think I am and I will not label you a time waster if you grace my email or blog inbox with a polite hello or a lovely stroke of the ego... even if it's not to book an appointment. I may not respond, but I will be happy to read it. But if you send me a dick pic.... So help me... I will bitch slap your ass back to the Triassic. Ain't nobody got time fa dat.  

**** if you have any funny animal videos I will gladly receive those in my inbox as well.  

**** OK that concludes asterisks information time, thank you for paying me your attentions and I Hope you don't melt out there.  

Obligatory email repeat :  [email protected]

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