What is your favorite stuffing??

Through the Month of November...

$50 off appointments of one or one and a half hours
$100 off longer engagements

YOU MUST MENTION THIS AD WHEN BOOKING!!!  T.E.R. SPECIAL ONLY.

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I have been asked to donate some of my DNA...

To the Butterball Corporation.  They said that Americans are constantly looking for larger portions of breast meat.  In fact, this demand has already lead to the breeding of turkeys that are so top heavy, they cannot fly.

However, the demand for even more breast continues to soar (unlike the flightless birds we have bred).  As such, I was approached about  donating my  DNA in an effort to bioengineer a "Super Bird.". With a set of "Double G"  cannons, like mine, an entire family will be able to dine on the white meat of just one turkey.  Also,like me, the turkey will be self-basting on the inside, and its cavity will be  warm and moist.  The inside of the turkey can also be stuffed with a "special gourmet sausage dressing."  Warm white  gravy on the breast meat makes it even more delectable.

Cooking times range from 1 hour and upwards  and you can cum get your "big breasted bird" or convenient delivery is also available.  In other words, the breasts can cum to you.

For someone interested in an ethnic treat, this delicious bird can also be prepared in the traditional Russian style.

As you look at this bird, lying on its back, with its large Double G breast, and prepare to stuff it, you will find that this bird is deliciously tasty even before being stuffed and you may want to savor its juices with your tongue and in your mouth as it tantalizes your taste buds.  Because it contains my DNA, this bird quickly spreads its legs and thighs as your tongue and mouth savors its flavor.  It has also been know to squirm and buck.   Also my DNA has given this bird a "legendary" tongue.

The new "Super Bird" is coming soon to a grocers near you.  But if you can't wait until Thanksgiving to experience these breasts, why not visit the DNA source for an advanced preview.

Whether your in a "fowl" mood or just need a little fun, to request a sneak preview of this "Big Breasted" bird.....

(A photo of the bioengineered "Super Breasted" bird is shown below.  Scientists are perplexed about the fact that this turkey has perky and extremely sensitive nipples.  Go figure, my DNA again!!)

This is one of the best thought ou ads I have ever read very entertaining and witty  I would expect nothing less from the one and only SINFUL1  and I cannot wait for Christmas now.......I can only imagine what that ad will have in store for us!

Shown on the Apropo site, for 500 for a complete incall meal.  We can deliver for 600.    Or CHECK WITH ONE OF MY OTHER PLAYMATES: Andrea or Giselle..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    http://www.apropo.us/Apropo_1.htm. (Linda)

Come on, Fugly. It's still just one thread. And you missed a couple of parentheses. When discussing the Sinful 1, shouldn't you have ended with ( . ) e ( . )  ?