Back in Chicago for only a night and would like to spend the evening with an over 30 GFE.  Technically you don't really need to be any age (well let's say between 21 and 55) but I'd prefer someone with excellent bullshit.  What is bullshit, you ask?  The art of conversation, flirty seduction and the silliness that makes men fall in love with the illusion of now.  I have 42 years of bullshit.  I'm pretty good at it.  I'm nice, not a fat ass... Clean, respectful.  Silly, romantic, broken (aren't we all?), and completely excited to escape the doldrums for a night.  I'm too old to fuck in a bed - that shit is for guys in their 30's trying to imagine their life is a movie.  I prefer the desk, hallway, shower or the fainting couch in my suite that nobody's actually ever sat on.  I promise not to try to stick my finger in your ass.  Please do not stick you finger in mine. Overnight is preferred, I can deal with less time if your schedule is limited.  inquire within.

dumbass.

Thank you. At least we are both being honest.

I like his honesty. lol

I'm not in Chicago but always can be.....
I'll give a flat rate 💋

Love a man with a good sense of humor and a give no fucks attitude. I won't put my finger in your butt unless you ask, and I love good tequila, exhibitionism, and sarcastic banter. Let's do the damn thing.

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Hey hun I hope I'm not to late check me out if u have not finalized your trip I would love to accomadte I offer great rates fun to be around true gfe and I can bullshit with the best of them lol as my corporate job is very bs lol

Bullshit is my specialty, among other things.
I am not available the 1st as I have to be back to work Monday night.
Too bad you were not going to be here Sunday.
Hope you will keep me in mind for you next visit.
💋 Gina

Hello Johnrobie...
I can most definitely see what you are talking about. I prefer the girlfriend experience where it actually seems like a date and not just wham bam thank you mam. I wouldn't bullshit you I'll have you laughing. Check my website.

I'm a lovely, cultured southern belle who recently relocated to Chicago. I'm always excited to make new friends. I'm an absolute master of dialectic and rhetoric, if you're up for a challenge.