Chicago
I woke up this morning like every other day needing my coffee. I had a few errands to run and some grocery shopping to get done.
After a quick trip to the Hardware Store, the Video Store and the pet store, I headed out to my local grocers. I did not have too much on my list. Just some produce and some baked goods and it felt great walking as it was sunny and not too cold.
When I walked into the grocery store, I immediate went to produce. I needed some apples, eggplant, carrots, and a few other things. I am not sure why, but as I wandered through produce I started to get those familiar stirrings down below. You know the type that you get when you watch a very erotic and passionate love scene on Cable TV.
But, this was the produce department, not a video store, and I could feel that wetness between my legs and my knees were getting weak. All I could think of was sex, sex, sex. I could not figure out why. Was it simply "spring fever" or was there something else going on?
I found myself staring at some of the carrots, eggplants, and other fruits and vegetables, longingly. I imagined the feel and the taste of these raw vegetables in my mouth, on my lips and sliding down my throat. This was insane. I can't imagine what could have brought this on.
Worried I would do something impulsive that would get me banned from the store. I started to relax. My quickened pulse slowed down, my legs quit wobbling and I headed over to the bakery.
I know I needed some Animal Crackers (for a friend's kid) and a few other things.
As I wandered around the grocery department, my pulse again began to quicken. Even the animal crackers were erotic. I also needed some rolls and bread. I found myself salivating as I squeezed the bread for freshness. Even the breadsticks were oddly erotic. I kept finding myself daydreaming about how nice it would be to have a long, hard breadstick in my mouth. To feel it on my tongue. To taste, to.... (censored)
Damnit, I was aroused again. How could this be happening? This was crazy!!! There was no logical reason for my reaction. After all I was just grocery shopping.
So I went to a nearby restaurant and decided to relax and have a bite. I was still quite confused about my reaction at the grocery store and attributed it to possible low blood sugar.
I decided to start with some fresh oysters on the half shell. As I stared down at the oyster, I suddenly started thinking about some of the doubles appointments I had. I'm not sure why. Again, I was starting to feel flushed and my breathing and pulse quickened. I didn't think it could be a shell fish allergy as I have never reacted before.
I decided to order a glass of wine to calm my nerves and ordered a healthy lunch. I also decided to treat myself to a little dessert. After all, I had gotten a lot done today and I deserved it.
When my meal came, I found my mind again wandering back to some of my past doubles appointments. The wine did little to cool my arousal. That wetness between my legs was still there and my mind was still thinking erotic thoughts. Good thing I am not a man. I would have had a massive hard on which would have been very obvious when I went to stand up and leave.
When dessert came, I was completely ruined. I could not stop thinking about sex. I had to get the heck out of the restaurant before someone noticed that my face was flush and I was breathing heavily. Plus the air outside would cool me down on my walk back home.
The cool air cooled me down and my legs were no longer wobbly. I can't explain what happened. It was the oddest thing. I've heard about spring fever. Everyone has. Could this be what happened???
I got home and put the groceries away. Then I did a little house cleaning and relaxed. I was still perplexed to my odd reaction to grocery shopping and dining out. It was getting close to dinner so I decided to make some pasta. I pulled the box out of the cupboard and cooked it. As I made my sauce, I wondered if I should add a couple of nice juicy meatballs to the pasta? Just a couple.
Damnit, I am horny again. WTF? What is happening??? Its only pasta.
I think I had better go masturbate!!!
