Dashing through the bedroom
In a one piece teddieee
O'er the bed I go
I got to get readyeee!
He will be here in minutes
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to see
A woodieee to night!!!

Ohhh, jingle bells, lick his bells
Make him cum today, hey
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On top of him today hey
Jingle bells, lick his bells
Banging away
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On top of him today

A day or two ago
I verified this guy
And soon
He was laying by my side
The man was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He got into my bedroom
Then he could't get it up

Ohhh, jingle bells, lick his bells
Whip him today, hey
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On top of him today hey
Jingle bells, lick his bells
Punish him today
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On top of him today