It is getting colder outside.   I am a warm weather person by nature and have very little tolerance for cold.   Its the weekend so I ventured out with my list to do some grocery shopping.

Even though I bundle up, my favorite way to stay warm is BODY HEAT.  

My thoughts turned to how nice it would be to have a gentleman to warm my...
BREASTS... chicken breasts, on sale and they would be great for dinner later in the week.

I have always been told that I have an amazingly suckable set of...
MELONS...  would be great in a fruit salad.

I day dreamed about how nice it would be to feel his hard...
SAUSAGE... would be nice for another evening and I can freeze it until I need it.

I went back to my day dreaming and could almost feel his hands caressing my creamy...
THIGHS... and wings were also on sale.  I better buy some for broiling.

My thoughts went back to thinking of him, laying in bed next to me, feeling his pressed up against my..
LOINS... Pork loin roast is the next item on my list.  This cold weather makes me think of comfort foods.

My thoughts drifted back to my fantasy of him entering me slowly.  First gentle and then...
HARD... salami is great for sandwiches and I have bread and cheese at home.

Over and over he would enter me and...
POUND... of salami please I told the deli clerk.

I thought about how yummy it would taste if I sucked his tube...
STEAK... Its been a while since I have had one and its still warm enough to grill them outside.  I'd better get some,

I fantasized about his hardness in my mouth until he exploded and I felt that smooth...
CREAM... I am out of cream at home for my coffee.  I had better buy some.

I thought again about that warm fluid, sliding down my...
THROAT... lozenges.  Its that time of year again.  Cold and flu season.  I'd better buy some to keep on hand.

I am having a hard time keeping my mind on shopping, I imagined his tongue licking me and then his mouth on my...
NIPPLES... what were bottle nipples doing in this aisle?  

I continued walking down the aisles, thinking about a hot male body to keep me warm.  I started daydreaming about how much fun it would be to have two hot bodies in bed with me.  I thought about how much fun it would be to have one of my lady friends join me and we could make him into our own personal..
MANWICH...  I promised my neighbor I would pick up for them.

I am getting more and more excited as I continue to fantasize.  I feel that familiar twinging between my legs and realizing that I am aroused.  My panties are...
WET... the lid of the jar of olives must have been loose.


Realizing that my fantasizing has resulted in my forgetting to pick up quite a few things on my list, I back track and stop in produce to pick up some red potatoes...

and this is what I find...


DAMN, when I try to keep my mind off of sex, even the produce is conspiring against me!!!  


SO I HATE TO IMPOSE, BUT I AM LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO KEEP ME WARM!!!!!!  (Plus, afterwards, I might be able to keep my mind on my grocery shopping.)

-- Modified on 9/26/2010 10:26:08 PM