Are you guys OK with snakes at an incall?

I was daydreaming recently about posing with a snake for photos.  I had no idea about the prostate massage thing!  I should totally get one and travel around with it as though it were a cute tiny dog!  Anyone wanna sexperiment??  LOL

Yes, because I want to have something covered in salmonella stuck inside me!  

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-29595164

Have you ever considered that a snake might be a prop, rather than a pet? Your Ophidiophobia aside, why would you assume that anything in a photo is owned? I've heard stories of women renting or buying with the intention of returning expensive clothing for shoots, so I figure if I own my clothes and borrow the animal, I'm ahead of the game.

fuck machines, training golf clubs, wine bottles, let your imagination flow  

Yeah, actually I'm cool with it. In fact I'd love to hook up with a chick who has snakes. I think its kind of hot. Where are you seeing these girls? Care to send me a link cuz that'd be awesome!