So, here is the phone call:

The dude: Is this Giselle?

Me: This is she...

The dude:  Can you do an outcall tonight?

Me:  Ummm, it's a little late.  Maybe tomorrow after I check your provider references and RS2K.

The dude:  I have a Facebook account you can check.

Me:  Hahahah!

The dude:  Silence and a hang up.

What is wrong with people?  Sometimes it is so funny how stinkin silly they are.  Love it though cuz it makes for funny stories, right?

XXX-Giselle

Texted me from an untraceable number.  He was supposedly from LA visiting and no RS2K, nor Preferred 411 or DateCheck.  I asked for four provider references to maybe talk to and think it over...

Unfortunately, he couldn't give the last provider he had seen because she, "HATES me because I broke her heart."  Are you serious?  

The crazy ass fools need to stop looking at these sites unless they are serious.  They are probably either 16-years old or rapists.  Anyhoo, I texted him to go to BackPage and maybe someone will take him.

Good Lord, I think I need an assistant before I pull my hair out!

Men and women chime in with your own weirdo stories please

XXX-Giselle

I think that some men never got that "common sense" gene!

Posted By: giselle69

Texted me from an untraceable number.  He was supposedly from LA visiting and no RS2K, nor Preferred 411 or DateCheck.  I asked for four provider references to maybe talk to and think it over...

Unfortunately, he couldn't give the last provider he had seen because she, "HATES me because I broke her heart."  Are you serious?  

The crazy ass fools need to stop looking at these sites unless they are serious.  They are probably either 16-years old or rapists.  Anyhoo, I texted him to go to BackPage and maybe someone will take him.

Good Lord, I think I need an assistant before I pull my hair out!

Men and women chime in with your own weirdo stories please

XXX-Giselle

Some young guys get their "jollies" just talking to a provider.

Posted By: giselle69

Texted me from an untraceable number.  He was supposedly from LA visiting and no RS2K, nor Preferred 411 or DateCheck.  I asked for four provider references to maybe talk to and think it over...

Unfortunately, he couldn't give the last provider he had seen because she, "HATES me because I broke her heart."  Are you serious?  

The crazy ass fools need to stop looking at these sites unless they are serious.  They are probably either 16-years old or rapists.  Anyhoo, I texted him to go to BackPage and maybe someone will take him.

Good Lord, I think I need an assistant before I pull my hair out!

Men and women chime in with your own weirdo stories please

XXX-Giselle

Makes it look like you just got a cheesehead off.

No, not the type mentioned during train wreck Thursday, just one that lists "Silly things Johns have told me," subtitled "What are these guys thinking of?"

The answer is that they are not thinking, or not really thinking about getting together anyway.

It would be a pretty funny book. A couple of years ago, someone did a book of post it note messages left by roommates, and that was a hoot. So, Giselle, ask your friends to email you the silliest exchanges they ever had, gather them up, find a publisher, enjoy the money. No need to credit me, honey, but I would accept an autographed copy.

Zig

As a writer, I'll volunteer to be your editor, Giselle.

They just call you out of the blue to tell you how sexy you are and then start breathing heavy.... lol

I tell them to buy my movies and ROSIE IS BACK TO WORK.