**Joke of the day**
A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs viagra. Mother asks why, and he replies, isn't that what u give dad 2 make his shit hard!!...

ahhhhh hahahahah come now it was kinda funny....

Very cute!

The nasty me would say, "Take it to the Erotic Humor page!"

But the real me says, Thanks. Good joke. Keep 'em coming.

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutesand take them to their seperate hotel rooms.  The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.  His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come ahain .... ONE, TWO, THREE....UHH" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "how did it go"?  Thr first one mutters, "it was so embarrassing.  I simply could not get an erection"  The second dwarf shook his head.  "You think that's embarrassing"?  "I couldn't even get on the freakin bed"!!!

Here's one..lol...but I don't know if the men will like it

There was a man riding his horse across the dessert on his way to meet his friends...suddenly he hears this whistle...he whoes the horse and looks and sees no one...so he continues...suddenly he hears the whistle again...he stops and he hears..over here...come over hear...he follows the voice..but sees no one...suddenly this Iguana says...it's me...the cowboy couldn't believe his eyes...then the Iguana says to him...I see You ever day...helping strangers out..your neighbors..and I have decided that I am going to grant You one wish...the cowboy jumps off his horse and is amazed...the Iguana said the only thing You can Not wish for is more wishes....so make it could...the cowboy is paceing...back and forth...because he had everything he ever wanted...then..he realized...there was one thing he had always wanted...so he told the Iguana...everytime he got together with the ladies they always told him...if he were only a little bit bigger how much more happy they would be...so he said...That Is It!!! I want to be bigger so I can please the ladies....he was so Excited...as a matter of fact...he slapped his horse on the ass and said I want to be hung like my horse!!! The Iguana said Your wish has been granted....The cowboy said he didn't feel anything...so the Iguana explained...when You walk threw Your front door...Your penis will change in size....the cowboy was soooo Excited he said the hell with ny friends...I'm going to go see the ladies tonight...YeeeeHaaaa...and he raced all the way home...jump off his horse...ran threw the front door...drop his pants and looked in the mirror...and shouted out...Dammm..Why Did I take the Mare today!!! LOL  Wasn't that Funny...lol..

A dwarf who had trouble pronouncing the R (this is important) went to a horse farmer to buy a horse.  He kept asking a lot of questions, and spent awfully long time inspecting the horse's legs.  The farmer was annoyed, but went along with the requests, since after all, the dwarf was a customer.  

Next thing, the drawf asked: "Can I see the howse's head?"  The farmer picked him up and lifted him, so he could get closer look.  Next, he asked: "Can I see the howse's tail?"  The farmer did the same thing.  He kept asking about the back, the mane, and other parts.  This made the farmer very irritated.  

Then, the drawf asked: "Let me see the howse walk in a stwaight line."  Trying to suppress the anger, the farmer signaled the horse to walk.  Next, he asked: "Now I want to see the howse twot."  Getting really angry, the farmer picked up the drawf, and rubbed his face against the horse's nether regions.  The dwarf wiped his face, and said: "No, you misunderstood; I want to see howse wun awound."

Oh MY GOSH! LOL