I thought I knew all the innuendos but there is a BP provider who has posted the following in three separate ads that I can not figure out what they are offering:

Ad 1 : hi guys come over and spend the afternoon with me ,ill show u a good time
i cover all aspects of the field,showers ,baths,diapers change,spanking
icecream service,no umbrella its ok,the front door is open,or hide out in the back its ok too

Ad 2: any pkg spec front with playroll seventyfive two cans for one

Ad 3: guys its junebug
icecream service** w)o bodyrub
icecream service w)bodyrub ***
lunch on the front, balcony** wrapped unwrapped, br> lunch, on the back porch***wrapped***unwrapped
both lunch packages come, with bodyrub and roleplay or fesddish


Ice Cream Service?

Front balcony?

Back porch?  Wrapped / Unwrapped?  If back porch means the nether region and wrapped/unwrapped means cover/no cover then EWWW if it means uncovered porking.

Junebug?  Based on this review, probably means exactly what you think it means.....  Hilarious!  Go get it you bareback hounds!  LOL! :-0))


http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=205310

yep..her little bugs start around june..sores on her back? i swear some guys would fuck a snake if it moved just right..

well..you know what they say about our backpage 100 dollar special boys..i just cant say it here..most are getting tested as we speak..too bad they dont have a test for brains..

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LOL I know !