I thought I knew all the innuendos but there is a BP provider who has posted the following in three separate ads that I can not figure out what they are offering:

Ad 1 : hi guys come over and spend the afternoon with me ,ill show u a good time
i cover all aspects of the field,showers ,baths,diapers change,spanking
icecream service,no umbrella its ok,the front door is open,or hide out in the back its ok too

Ad 2: any pkg spec front with playroll seventyfive two cans for one

Ad 3: guys its junebug
icecream service** w)o bodyrub
icecream service w)bodyrub ***
lunch on the front, balcony** wrapped unwrapped, br> lunch, on the back porch***wrapped***unwrapped
both lunch packages come, with bodyrub and roleplay or fesddish


Ice Cream Service?

Front balcony?

Back porch?  Wrapped / Unwrapped?  If back porch means the nether region and wrapped/unwrapped means cover/no cover then EWWW if it means uncovered porking.