I'll be visiting Chicago in a couple of weeks and would appreciate any advice on the best clubs. Please PM me if you have any good advice.  ljoe

Do yourself a favor and spend the money on one of the great ladies here.

I lived in Dallas and Chi town each for about 3 years.  In terms of comparison if Dallas is a 10 (which it is or at least was when I was there) then Chicago is maybe a 2 at best.

Hit up the lovelies on TER (and Eros, sorry TER but they are worth the plug - in Chicago at least) and you will enjoy yourself much, much more).

club 390 is one of the best

I am just curious to hear peoples thoughts.  Just wondering what experiences constitute a good vs bad club.  OR is it just the expectation?   Just curious to hear peoples thoughts.  I've read that Kirsten gives a good show and know that you will not get that service in a club.   Everyone feel free to comment...

I agree with chichef3000. Are you looking for drinking to go with the experience or to get or just to look at the girls? There are many laws in Chicago that other places do not have. In order for a place to serve alcohol in Chicago, the girls must cover their tits at all times.... pasties or the bikini top that goes around the tit. Places that don't serve alcohol do not have to bother with this rule.

I will breakdown some of the clubs that I know and let you decide.

Admiral... No alcohol. Full Nude. No grind (YMMV). No contact (YMMV).
VIP's... Alcohol. Pasties. No grind (YMMV). No contact (YMMV).
Heavenly Bodies... Alcohol. Bikini top around the tits. Grinding on you. No touch.
Industrial Strip (Hammond, IN)... No alcohol. full nude. Grinding on you. Touching allowed but not in the kitty (YMMV).
Scores... Can't remember... Sorry.

Admiral and Industrial have nice hot young bodies to look at but no drinks.

Hope that helps.

Good luck.

Legal Notice... I am no way endorsing any of the locations listed or not endorsing places not listed. Just stating what the little that I know of those locations.

That protects me from the LE, Right? :P

I'd be interested in hearing responses as well
Doc

Thanks for the list and mini review.  This helps a lot.

Club 390 in Chicago Heights is one of the best. It is not in Chicago so whatever Chicago has apparently sucks. Club 390 though is awesome. the owner is great and you will have a great time.

Don't blow your cash in one of Chicago's mediocre strip clubs. Spend that money on one of the local or visiting hotties instead.

Because you are not going to get anything more then some mild grinding at the clubs!!  The girls DO NOT play here!

I second that.
I hate wasting $$ and going to strip clubs is a complete waste$

If Camilla was an escort, I would spend every night there. lol

Why shoot your wad at a mediocre Chicago strip club and still be unsatisfied.  Remember, the ladies push to make money at these places, and not just from dancing tips.  They lead you on to thinking there is something more to come, which there isn't, especially in Chicago.  Instead of getting ripped off, invest the money you will be wasting with one of our many lovely ladies in Chicago.  You will have one heck of a good time and will be extremely satisfied.  Look at Room Service 2000.  There are also good agencies like Apropo.

best club is pink monkey downtown... its BYOB though but nice mixture...southside clubs more geared towards certain races and northside has token minorites

I was a stripper for a couple of years and always went home ALONE and without being fondled too much lest my boss and one of the many bouncers became unhappy and I would lose tips for the gent being kicked out and yelled at for crossing boundaries...

Make yourself happy and get yourself a really really nice girl

XXX-Giselle

Capitalism knows no boundaries. You are perpetuating a myth, not reality.  There are all races at the clubs mentioned as well as all types of clientele. And WTF is a token minority?  Archie Bunker 2011 style.