Why not give ginger a try? Oh, you just do not know. Seriously, google it.

Or better yet, I just googled for you. Check the link. You can thank me later (once you meet Ginger ; )

I am not in Chicago--coming up soon to play, I hope--and even if I were, I am not short, I am not really curvaceous, and I wouldn't indulge you (or anyone else) in figging, but plenty of people love it.

Hot stuff, but let's be careful out there. While ginger aka figging is gaining in popularity every day, if done improperly, it can cause injury--some very serious indeed. While I'm certain there are some souls out there who get wildly turned on at the idea of hospitals, I think it is safe to say that you, Dear Original Poster, do not yourself harbor an ER fetish. You are, after all, also referring to meeting a girlfriend, so I'm going to place my bet on "He wants to get hot and bothered at an incall, not in the emergency room of Rush University Medical Center."

Check out the link below, and then be sure to do some further research. Fig away. Have fun shopping for it too. Oh, the laughing you will do while in the fresh produce department of your local Asian market!