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giselle69 See my TER Reviews 1625 reads
posted
1 / 19

What do you do when it is too wide???

It doesn't happen often, but every once in a while we encounter a penis that is just too wide.  In this case what would you do when your mouth only fits over the head?

I am embarrassed to say that this happened to me today.  To top it off, I had some dental work done so my mouth was a little sore.  However, even without the dental work, there was no way I could take it all into my mouth.

Normally I would take as much of it as I can and add a little hand action, but he kept insisting that he wanted me to take all of him in my mouth and even tried to shove my face onto his penis repeatedly.

Realizing that this was not going to work, I suggested climbing on top and taking him for a ride, or a little russian action, but he would not be persuaded into trying anything different.

Anyone who knows me, knows that I give it my all.  But, I am human, and not a machine.  I have my limits.  Lets face it, you can't put a 2 lb loaf of bread into a 1 lb bag without damaging the bread.  Right?

So, ladies what would you do in this situation?  Any guys out there with a wider than average girth have any suggestions.

XXX-Giselle

Mars62 15 Reviews 1054 reads
posted
2 / 19

Posted By: giselle69
he kept insisting that he wanted me to take all of him in my mouth and even tried to shove my face onto his penis repeatedly.
He sounds like an a** hole. Tell him you can't, and if he wants to leave NOW you will give him his money back. Then, warn the other ladies about him. I'm sure you are not the first lady that has problem with his size.

What would you do if he insisted on greek or BBFS?

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 1527 reads
posted
3 / 19

And if you see this on his grill do not open the door.

Neeva See my TER Reviews 910 reads
posted
4 / 19

Guys that are bigger than average or smaller than average usually know it.

A lot of times they even give a fair warning to the provider ahead of time. For him to not have said anything at all is not only making your time with him difficult, but his time with you can't be as enjoyable if you didn't know what to expect.

I'm sorry this happened to you and it isn't fair. You always try to keep people happy and sometimes you just get delt a bad hand.

I think you should put out a warning about him to the provider community because personally, I'm not into promoting negative behavior.

Sorry, but thats just me.

Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 787 reads
posted
5 / 19

It is a shame that he didn't want to switch to other activities.  Anyone who has large girth should know that not everyone can take all of them.  The human mouth is not like an anacondas.  It only opens so far and, contrary to rumors about your having a big mouth at times (you know I am teasing you here), they are not talking about the actual size which is small.

And you are right about damage to the 2 lb loaf of bread.  Teeth hurt and you were protecting him and his loaf from possible damage.  Ouch!!!

Chin up.

VeronicaSweets See my TER Reviews 1260 reads
posted
6 / 19

If he's that big- and I know you have some lovely DSL's :::winks:::, he's had this happen to him beforehand. If you can't do something because your body isn't built for such things- then you can't do it. Period. I would have repeatedly shoved his face to his cock if he had tried that on me. Whoopps...that's not very lady like. Well, who am I kiddin- I'm a fiery Italian- it happens :)

My point is that it sounds like this guy was aggressive with you and pushing your boundaries which makes him a total jerk. And also not open to compromising on something that is out of your control. Thus...not worth the worry, babes! You and I (and a million other men) know you're a go getter and a pleaser in every sense of the word. Go have a martini and forget about him!

Kisses,

ViVi

Posted By: giselle69
What do you do when it is too wide???

It doesn't happen often, but every once in a while we encounter a penis that is just too wide.  In this case what would you do when your mouth only fits over the head?

I am embarrassed to say that this happened to me today.  To top it off, I had some dental work done so my mouth was a little sore.  However, even without the dental work, there was no way I could take it all into my mouth.

Normally I would take as much of it as I can and add a little hand action, but he kept insisting that he wanted me to take all of him in my mouth and even tried to shove my face onto his penis repeatedly.

Realizing that this was not going to work, I suggested climbing on top and taking him for a ride, or a little russian action, but he would not be persuaded into trying anything different.

Anyone who knows me, knows that I give it my all.  But, I am human, and not a machine.  I have my limits.  Lets face it, you can't put a 2 lb loaf of bread into a 1 lb bag without damaging the bread.  Right?

So, ladies what would you do in this situation?  Any guys out there with a wider than average girth have any suggestions.

XXX-Giselle

azvictoria See my TER Reviews 644 reads
posted
7 / 19

and on a power trip  to boot I would of just told him flat out that this was not working for me ....and Like you would be willing to try other options  you might want to let others on provider board know who MR wideload is.....most guys  with large girth are very repectful and most men  understand our limits  this guy was just all about himself  a selfish lover  ......do not feel it was your fault  dear

azvictoria See my TER Reviews 639 reads
posted
8 / 19

and I would not  have offered  him a dime back after all  of that crap  you earned it ! and then some!

giselle69 See my TER Reviews 804 reads
posted
9 / 19

He was a jerk and I didn't give him his money back because I tried for 45 minutes and then I even took an aspirin and tried offering everything EXCEPT Greek (that's 100 extra and I don't do BBFS).

But thanks for your input doll!

XXX-Giselle

giselle69 See my TER Reviews 1373 reads
posted
10 / 19
giselle69 See my TER Reviews 615 reads
posted
11 / 19

You always know how to make me feel better and HELL to the Yeah I'm gonna keep my chin up!

Mwahz!

XXX-Giselle

giselle69 See my TER Reviews 702 reads
posted
12 / 19

Really let him have it.  You are a passionate one;)

Kisses,
Gigi

giselle69 See my TER Reviews 761 reads
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13 / 19
giselle69 See my TER Reviews 620 reads
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15 / 19
Bowman1138 30 Reviews 835 reads
posted
16 / 19

...since I'm "average".  But I wonder if guys with above average size are more likely to be arrogant SOBs that us average Joes?  Does size matter in that regard?

guysmiles 78 Reviews 566 reads
posted
17 / 19

You did everything you could.  I agree with the others, he is a jerk.  He has to know tha he is wider than most, I'm sure others have told him. Sounds like an ego trip for him

azvictoria See my TER Reviews 444 reads
posted
18 / 19

for me it is not a selling point if they tell how big they are it go's right up there with how good looking they are both are a turn -off.....kinda like guys with money the ones that have it rarely flaunt it ......for me having a really big one or wide one is not a good thing{no Pun  intended}but if one shows "up" unexpected and he does not use it as a weapon and is considerate about my comfort level we always can make it work !

vago 581 reads
posted
19 / 19

damn that dude should get into porn LMAO. how wide is wide? ladies ur input please. ladies ever had one that was too big? too small?

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