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Now that would be funny EOM

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posted 10 years ago

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LamontCranston6910 years ago1633 reads

To all the fine ladies in Chicago, GET our men in line …

This is happening to often and I have to wonder what is going on in your great city.

I post “Morning Coffee and Happy Sunday” to bring a smile to people and hopefully stir up the blood a little and soon a few phone calls or emails are made, then Voila someone gets to mess up the sheets with a beautiful lady.

But now an old problem has arisen it ugly head again
I’m getting PM for appointment.
This happened a while back and went away, but for some reason it is back.

I don’t understand why anyone would see the name Lamont and think it was a woman.
Also no review, no website or anything else but I still have guys PMing me about getting together.

Talk about a being major league disappointment.

So Ladies, I think you need to sit the men of Chicago down and have a talk with them.
If that doesn’t work, I would suggest the using a large heavy object and whack them upside the head.

You need to straighten your men out, God know they won’t do it themselves

P.S. Guys, the picture below is eye candy only

Definition of Eye Candy:

Something purely aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses. Can be a person, a film, a sunset, a flower, or anything else you can see

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kayjaykay10 years ago212 reads

those crazy Sox fans again - e

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superD810 years ago107 reads

now THAT'S funny!! eom

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AlyssaTantra10 years ago145 reads

Hilarious, why not invite them over for a cup of tea 😂 (e)

Posted By: LamontCranston69

This is happening to often and I have to wonder what is going on in your great city.

I post “Morning Coffee and Happy Sunday” to bring a smile to people and hopefully stir up the blood a little and soon a few phone calls or emails are made, then Voila someone gets to mess up the sheets with a beautiful lady.

But now an old problem has arisen it ugly head again
I’m getting PM for appointment.
This happened a while back and went away, but for some reason it is back.

I don’t understand why anyone would see the name Lamont and think it was a woman.
Also no review, no website or anything else but I still have guys PMing me about getting together.

Talk about a being major league disappointment.

So Ladies, I think you need to sit the men of Chicago down and have a talk with them.
If that doesn’t work, I would suggest the using a large heavy object and whack them upside the head.

You need to straighten your men out, God know they won’t do it themselves

P.S. Guys, the picture below is eye candy only

Definition of Eye Candy:

Something purely aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses. Can be a person, a film, a sunset, a flower, or anything else you can see.

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LamontCranston6910 years ago132 reads

Now that would be funny EOM

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Debra_Hollander10 years ago234 reads

Hi, Candy!! Wanna do a duo with me??

You're really hot!!! If you don't do duos, can I just book a date with you myself?!

BTW, Eye Candy is very cool name! :-P

Ha. ha. ha.

xoxooxxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoo

NOONER: (noun) A sexual encounter during lunch hour, especially one that is illicit.

PS: I hope you're not the Eye Candy in the link!