Posted By: Sinful1
In the interest of improving Thanksgiving, i donated some DNA..
To the Butterball Corporation. They said that Americans are constantlYy looking for larger portions of breast meat. In fact, this demand has already lead to the breeding of turkeys that are so top heavy, they cannot fly.
However, the demand for even more breast continues to soar (unlike the flightless birds). As such, I was approached about donating my DNA in an effort to bioengineer a "Super Bird.". With a set of "Double G" cannons, like mine, an entire family will be able to dine on the white meat of just one turkey. Also, like me, the turkey will be self-basting on the inside, and its cavity will be warm and moist. The inside of the turkey can be stuffed with a "special gourmet sausage dressing." Warm white gravy on the breast meat makes it even more delectable.
Cooking times range from 1 hour and upwards and the "big breasted bird" and you can cum get your bird or convenient delivery is also available. The breasts can cum to you.
For someone interested in an ethnic treat, this delicious bird can also be prepared in the traditional Russian style.
As you look at this bird, lying on its back, with its large Double G breast, and prepare to stuff it, you will find that this bird is deliciously tasty even before being stuffed and you may want to savor its juices with your tongue and in your mouth as it tantalizes your taste buds. Because it contains my DNA, this bird quickly spreads its legs and thighs as your tongue and mouth savors its flavor. It has also been know to squirm and buck. Also my DNA has given this bird a "legendary" tongue.
The new "Super Bird" is coming soon to a grocers near you. But if you can't wait until Thanksgiving to experience these breasts, why not visit the DNA source for an advanced preview.
And if you crave more variety, and want two birds, there is a discount available for volume purchasing, of $50. My friend Linda's DNA was added to a duck. I am sure you've seen shows about the savory goodness of a "turduckin" and how it is the ultimate culinary feast. My friend Linda is a UTR eastern European lady. Since she is UTR, this means no pictures are currently available, but we do have a doubles review. Linda is very petite, red headed, bubbly, sometimes demure lady who is as sweet as they cum,. She does have an unexpected dash of hot paprika.
Whether your in a "fowl" mood or just need a little fun, to request a sneak preview of this "Big Breasted" bird, or to request the "turduckin" special, call or email me.
*** IN HONOR OF THE HOLIDAYS, and at the recent request of "some hobbyists" I will be accepting appointment requests from gents Just under my 38 year age minimum. I do ask that these gents only contact me if they are serious about meeting and do not waste my time. All other prescreening requirements still apply.
(A photo of the bioengineered "Super Breasted" bird is shown below. Scientists are perplexed about the fact that this turkey has perky and extremely sensitive nipples. Go figure, my DNA again!)
