So I was bitching about not being able to get a medium (close to mooing) rare steak and said friend says "How does it feel to want". Arrrggghhh! So then I mentioned how would it feel if the pussy you yearn for is bleeding like the steak I want.
Is this the goofiest clash of a metaphor or what?
Anyways, what's the silliest, benign sexual/food argument you've been in?
I cannot believe you brought that up. That was a fun night though and I'm glad none of the other girls are chiming in on making fun of me. They tasted like monkey feces just like your garlic potatoes so suck it
Also, too bad we should hang up our hats and work in haunted houses for a living - ahahaha! Yeah right!
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