I remember when my wife and I married for only a few months when she asked me to go to the grocery store to pick up a few items.  As a loving new husband I said it would be my pleasure; however, as I walked out the door of our apartment I heard the dreaded words, "Oh! Pick me up a box of Kotex!"  My only thought was "Oh My God!!!"

I walked through the store getting the items, putting off the dreaded box of Kotex to the very end.  Why do women make men do this.  I finally make my way to the aisle and to my astonishment I discovered that there were more than one kind of Kotex.  I mean there was minis, maxis, thin, thick, heavy, light, day, night, etc.  Now, this was before cell phones and I had no idea what to do, and I did not want to go back empty handed.

Eventually a lady walked down the aisle and I said, "Excuse me, Ma'am, but you are about my wife's height.  What size do you where?"

To my embarrassment I went home empty handed.