I’m fairly new to the scene, so sometimes you have to learn from experiences...Anyways, I seen a provider recently and I left very dissatisfied ( review pending) She was kind and nice, but definitely not what I expected…I like all kinds, but my preference is the older, hot mom, Milf type….So I decided to arrange a meeting with a lady in her 40’s, so she says in her rs2k ad, when my initial arrangement canceled me…While on the phone scheduling, she made it her point to let me know what time to visit because she had men lined up.

How special I felt.. NOT! Upon arriving, I was standing outside on the sidewalk with my cell phone looking for her unit. I was so embarrassed. Upon her opening the door she looked worse than I expected…I'm not here to be mean or ruin anyone’s reputation…I just want to be honest and eliminate anyone from having this bad experience…Having seen 2 prior girls before seeing this lady, my expectations were pretty high…My first 2 ladies were classy, clean and very professional about their business…This particular meeting, was the complete opposite..

I wasn’t attracted to this lady after already paying, but I drove an hour and I was already in the door…I didn't want drama and I was already very nervous. So I figured, I might as well get my moneys worth…We went upstairs and we got right into the action…The place wasn’t very clean and her hygiene was terrible…I would bet money, that she didn’t shower before I arrived…I could not do everything with her because of this, I was freshly showered, brushed my teeth and even applied scented body lotion, so that I smelled good…She didn't even make an attempt to clean herself up for me…As when I went down the smell was unbearable!  Not only was her Y, very bushy, the smell was so bad!  I couldn’t believe it!  So, I decided to have her give me oral and I wanted to get my 2 pops in and get out… I never showed my displeasure or dissatisfaction…I maintained my gentleman attitude, and was very respectful.. She wore dark lipstick and I had that all over my privates .While I was in her bathroom she said are you using my bathroom sink??? I guess some guys never clean up after?

I noticed that there were used condoms lying on the floors in the corners of her bedroom…On top of that, she bad mouthed a provider and insisted that I never see her!  I found this to be very unprofessional!  Not only did she bad mouth her, she criticized her looks, her performance and her character…Telling me the provider will CBJ etc. How would she know? Does she supervise? When I mentioned that the provider she was badmouthing has stellar reviews she shut up. She also called this particular lady a “Scam Artist”…In her words, she said,” Stay Away From Her”…She then decided to give me names of “her girls”…She did her best selling job, trying to refer me to her clique of ladies…Saying, “These girls are the best in Chicago and they provide the best service”….I was having none of that, but pretended like I was listening…My main problem was, she wasn’t attractive, her hygiene was terrible, her place wasn’t particularly clean, she gossips and dressed like a 70’s street hooker with her main focus on another Chicago provider…I know, the question you might have is, then why did you proceed with the meeting? My response is, because I drove an hour, and I figured, I might as well take some enjoyment from it…Also, out of respect for the lady, I already confirmed the meeting and didn’t want to be a jerk and leave…I’ll take this experience as a lesson learned..

So... umm... I take it this was a last minute encounter (as you said your original cancelled) and you didn't do your research on TER lesson learned?

Sorry that happened to you.  A last minute switch with someone you never met is a tough one.

At that point, you should have moved on. You're new and you'll learn but a provider with men lined up won't have time to shower between appointments. As for staying and getting some enjoyment out of it, doesn't sound like you got much enjoyment at all. Hope you didn't get something else you weren't looking for.

I look forward to your review so I can stay far away from this one.

Instead of ranting and complaining about what sounds like a nightmare provider, tell us her name so the rest of the hobbiests on this board can avert a bad situation.

because one of your reviews has false information in it (an obvious exageration).  Also, who would leave used condoms laying around, especially on the floor??  

I think it's very obvious here, that someone put you up to this.

Just my .02

because she's been banned.

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Lessons learned are best expressed to the lady and not the board. Why be a coward and not tell her service was poor or lacking? Sure, you don't have to go back, but not telling her is worse than any review you can write. My .02

You've laid some pretty heavy charges, and the  review you promised to write may be very damaging to the provider's livelihood.  She cannot respond to a review, deserves a chance to explain.  
I join the others in viewing this post as a rant.  A bad experience is a subject for a review.

The only thing he can do is provide the info via PM to those interested in knowing, and who contact him. The thread still has value, as long as the OP has VIP

I had the same experience with this lady (Lebron verified bc that my guess of who it was was correct). I, too, was a coward. I had a friend of hers tell her she needed to be examined by a dr. I guess she had a yeast infection. May have been more for all I know, but her pussy was really rank. Turns too many tricks in a day.

This is great advice. Ladies who have them lined up had better look into their health more. Even with condoms, there are risks and dangers with the hobby.

when I said one of his reviews has false info in it, I meant one he has already posted.  Not the one he said he was going to post, of course I have no idea what that review would have said.

That one of his existing reviews has false info?

that bad and banned we should be able to let each other know of her.
I also think that girls who nsnc should have some type of review allowed to let everyone know not to waste their time for either hobbyist or providerm, banned or not. jmho not that it counts for anything.

read the ladies reviews he's posted and compare the review to the ladies TER profile..doesn't take a rocket scientist...

I can't review her, she is banned from ter!

What review are you talking about that is false? And no, nobody put me up to this, I feel like I wasted $ on somebody that shouldn't be in the business...And Amanda, nothing against you, I respect ur opinion, I've been refered by a few (ter) members that you are a great MILF! I usually see the MILF type, so u might be on my list to see By the way, I've seen a few ladies that are considered MILFS, and they were great! I left satisfied and very happy! This incident, not so much.

Thx HARDWOOD....Exactly Boyz and Girlz...I have another hobbyist that can verify my complaint..I'm only being honest and one bad apple isn't going to spoil my opinion about other Chicago ladies...I've seen other ladies that were great!

You're right bro! My original appointment canceled, and I didn't do my homework...My fault! It's ok, I learned my lesson.

She is banned from TER, if she was on TER, I would've contacted her privately..

and let this be a lesson about hygiene. If it smells bad on either party, don't go there. Don't play, don't pass go, don't shell out $$$, just excuse yourself politely and leave.

Let's be careful because this is looking like the next great Chicago Board train wreck.

She's got a phone and regular e-mail I am sure. You don't have to do it, but if you do, think about saving the next guy from someone that probably doesn't care for herself. Happy hunting from here on out. Don't be afraid to walk out on a situation that is bad.

........when people could exchange basic information here without being required to pay.  2003 seems like forever ago.

By the way Sojourner, congratulations on your moderator position.  It's nice to see a level-headed local boy having a say in what goes on around here.

No man! I already forgot about it! Back to civilian life for me now...Just wanted to let people know that's all...I don't hold grudges

Oh well...There are more important things in life..I'm just here to have fun..It's not like I didn't pay her? Believe me, she made out good!And I was a gentleman the whole time...I just tellz it like it iz!

Thanks Will!

Funtimes is also a Chicago native and is a real good guy. I'm glad I had the chance to be a moderator on the Chicago board. Its good to see you on the board!