I was at a shuttle stop at one of the Midway Airport long term parking lots the other day, and I noticed the emergency call box. It seems travelers can now press a button for assistance. The services provided were listed as:

Tire changing
Jumper services
Escort services

Well I don't quite know where to begin. I guess escort services are for hobbyists who neglect to plan ahead and make an appointment before leaving home. More importantly, I'm so happy that the city department of transportation has moved away from the condescending attitude that's so prevalent in society about everyone feeling justified in acting like morals police. It's terrific that they place such an emphasis on customer service, and understand that great service takes the whole person into account. Maybe they can publish a directory of providers available through the city?

I love the 21st century!

It's not the kind of Escort you're thinking. But you already know that.

I just thought it was funny. But maybe not.

Like red-light cams, speeding cams, license plate readers, first snow-day towing, and tire booting. Guess he finally realized he can make a fortune running an agency. Good for da Mayor, let's call him pimp-daddy

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do a search of ROGMs posts and decide for yourself whether you need to give a s*** what he thinks.

Actually it was just the press of a button on a call box. Use your imagination about what comes next

ll box operator (CBO): Hello, how may I help you?
Erik_s: I'd like an escort please
CBO: I'm sorry sir, we're out of Ford Escorts, can I interest you in a different car?
Erik_s: Oh shit!
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