Hi Ladies,

I will be retiring soon so I thought I would offer all providers a DISCOUNT SPECIAL for this month only.

Since I am retiring I will take $100 off your regular rate !!!

Hurry and contact me because this won't last long.

I found the above on the NY Board & decided to use it!!!

"Plagiarism Is the sincerest form of flattery"!!!   :oP

I'm not retiring and so for the rest of the year I'm offering a discount of only $50 off any provider's hourly rate.

The obvious reply to one with your handle is,  "Wait until next year, hun..." And I expect that will make you perfectly happy, dare I say, a fan for life of that provider?

Sorry, man, but I could not resist.

Zig

Are you always 20 minutes late for the party?

raise you $5.62 off any provider's hourly rate. Sorry but this is a limited-time offer and is not available in all locations, specifically pricey ***** downtown hotels. Offer subject to provider approval and not applicable to those providers deeply discounting their bargain-basement rates of $$$$$$$. Discount must be redeemed at time of purchase, exact change required. Offer not available where local laws do not allow discounting on illegal services. Offer not available where prohibited by law. Offer not available to agents of LE or their legal representatives.


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