Sundays always seem the most entertaining days when I travel.  

Today's little Gem?  A phone call I recently received:

"Hey babe, I know you don't do outcalls, but I'm real handsome and I'll treat you right.  I just need you to come to me, because I'm on house arrest...."

And I didn't hear the rest as I hung up.

Gentlemen; I'm not discriminating for any reason.  Age, ethnicity, religion, political affiliation ( but if you're a Trump supporter, be warned that we may eat up a large part of your time talking about why on Earth you would vote for him ), or even the color of your socks.  And I don't care about any crimes you may or may not have committed. Honestly.  But please...please check and see if your potential provider does incall or outcall, and respect that.  It's just as important as menus.  

Stay safe, everyone!